One's the under-drafted Big Ten quarterback with a penchant for winning Super Bowls. The other's uh... Tom Freaking Brady. Sure, one's freshly divorced and one's married to one of the hottest models in the game, but which one's got the freshest rigs?

Before they take the field for 49, we broke down their respective styles and even ran some really accurate simulations to see who is better at dressing themselves off the field (or maybe we didn't). Who came out on top? Find out as we stack up their respective wins and losses in the realm of menswear.