Painfully Continental

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Patagonia makes a banging shell. Particularly, these "Torrentshell Pullovers." The color-blocking is on point, the materials are nice and the fit is good. All you need to make this a very strong look are some other garments and a solid pair of trainers. FYI, I'm calling sneakers "trainers" now in an effort to seem more worldly. When people are like, "What the fuck are you calling sneakers 'trainers' now?” I'll respond, "A preoccupation with vocabulary is painfully continental." Then my friends will and murder me. And they will be justified.

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