The SAG Awards are pretty much the Golden Globes with a little extra bit of pompousness added in since it's pretty much a big room of actors and actresses being all self-congratulatory about how important and influential actors are in the world today—a definitely for actors, by actors Oscars litmus test if there ever was one. It's ridiculous, but kinda of endearing and pretty fun at the end of it all. Unfortunately, once again, it's only Hollywood types, so no hella turbo attention whore musicians trotting down the red carpet in barely there get ups. These people are mostly in full-on campaign mode, so you get a lot of "prestige" and "honor" and all that boring garbage. That being said, there were still some highlights and lowlights and maybe a couple people who were on hard drugs when they let their stylists pick out an outfit for them. Let's get it.
1. SAG lead
2. lupita
3. Jennifer-Aniston
4. Reese-Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon
It goes against my religion as a devout Reesist to say anything bad here. She's a long way from Wild.
5. Eddie-Redmayne
6. Julia-Roberts
7. Rosamund-Pike
Rosamund Pike
Still concerned she's going to murder me Gone Girl style and is just plotting my demise. Bring the pain, girl.
8. Meryl-Streep
9. Sarah-Hyland
10. Ariel-Winter
The Other Girl From Modern Family
*Does Twitter search for "girl from Modern Family hitting puberty"* Jesus fucking Christ, you goddamn thirst mongers, she's 17.
11. Sofia-Vergara
Sofia Vergara
Let's just get all the Modern Family cast out of the way. Sofia remains really, really attractive and wore this red dress in an effort to make you think Jessica Rabbit came to life and added a little spice to her personality. Then she talked with Reese Witherspoon about their upcoming movie together and touched each other's butts and I died.
12. Julie-Bowen
13. Ty-Burrell
14. Kit-Harington
15. emma stone
16. Rashida-Jones
17. Julianne-Moore
Julianne Moore
A note for all redheads: When all else fails, go full Little Mermaid and you'll be good.
18. mcconaughey
19. Emilia-Clarke
Khaleesi
You can't see it here, but that dress also has a cape on it. Capes are dope. Also amongst my best dressed, but I may be biased because I literally started watching Game of Thrones this week and, yo, it's fucking sweet. Who knew?
20. Keira-Knightley
21. jordan-peele-chelsea-peretti-sag-awards-2015
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23. rico-rodriguez
Rico Rodriguez
But not as high school as the kid who is actually still in high school. Matching your pocket square to your bow tie. DO YOU EVEN READ BLOGS, RICO SUAVE?
24. Julia-Louis-Dreyfus
25. Jim-Parsons
Jim Parsons
Parsons is as good a red carpet dresser as The Big Bang Theory is a terrible show even if he tends to overdue it a little bit.
26. Lorelei-Linklater
27. nikolaj-coster-waldau-sag-awards-2015
28. costner
29. keaton
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Nancy and Steve Carrell
Is Steve Carrell undercover the best red carpet dresser? It's not that hard to do it well, but Steve is consistently on point.