By: Wal-Mart's loungewear section

Your justification: "I'm just running to the gas station."

Why you're wrong: How do you even muster up the courage to wear these out of the bedroom, let alone out of the house? In the eternal youth culture of the twenty-first century, many grown-ass men remain obsessed with Star Wars, super heroes, and cartoons; we understand this. But, please try to keep your fashionable expressions of that love off of your pants, please.