By: Whoever prints the shirts purchased for your shitty rec. sports league.

Your justification: "It's inspirational."

Why you're wrong: Please stop pretending like a pithy phrase will give you that extra boost you need to reach your fitness goals. Most of these don't even make sense. Tell someone who has had their appendix burst or had to pass a kidney stone that "pain is weakness leaving the body." Just because you bought a Groupon for CrossFit that one time doesn't earn you the position of Fitness Sage, he who imparts terrible wisdom upon those who don't lift, bro.