By: Who knows, but you bought it at the head shop down at the shore.

Your justification: "I want everyone to know how much I love drugs."

Why you're wrong: It's 2014, and liking weed is no longer a defining characteristic. Wearing a drug rug or some other nod to marijuana culture (like a Phish T-shirt or a hemp necklace) is like wearing a Bud Light visor or a shirt that says, "Beer: Getting people laid since 1842."