After beating the Buffalo Bills 24-17 today, Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller celebrated with the time-honored tradition of wearing a ridiculous hat for no damn reason. No word yet on how many animals were necessary to create such a mammoth hat, but it wouldn't look out of place among a pack of wooly mammoths. Of course, if Miller has hopped on the "ethical fur" micro-trend, then the roadkill that that hat requires must've been an entire family of possums.