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This Neil Barrett slubbed jersey tee is a motherfucking solar flare. It's a tasty shade of brown which will sit nicely under all that olive outerwear you've somehow hamfisted out of your Christmas Gifts For My Immediate Family fund because you're a huge piece of shit. How do you justify dropping $155 on a tee? Easy, fam. Peep that rare Wil Fry-esque double layering on the sleeves and hem. Those 19 Uniqlo tees you could otherwise buy are super low quality (citation needed) and will no doubt completely wear through before you even pluck up the courage to wear this shit-colored maneuver in public. When you think about it, you're losing money by not copping.
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