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You've definitely got a hoodie stashed somewhere in your wardrobe. You're likely wearing one now. They keep you warm, they provide layers, they protect you from the elements, but do you know that the purpose and benefits of a hoodie go well beyond the obvious? Sure, they're a valuable part of your autumn clothing, but did you also ever step back to realize the societal perks of putting a hoodie on? These are 10 Reasons a Hoodie is the Greatest Piece of Clothing of All Time.
Sleep Mode: Engaged
Perfect for nap time, whenever and wherever the mood strikes.
Gross Out Those Around You
If you fancy yourself the class clown, then your hoodie can help you flourish.
Hide Your Stupid Emo Haircut
Everyone falls victim to a terrible haircut once in a while, and when you realize your mistake, your hoodie is your new best friend.
Hide Your Baldness
On the flip side, if you're hit with male-pattern baldness, your hoodie can hide your shame.
Layers For Your Layers
As the ideal mid-weight item, a hoodie can even be worn under a hoodie for hoodie-ception.
Perfect For a Dramatic Reveal
For best results, use a full-zip option.
Provide a Great Distraction When You're Bored
Boredom is nothing two strings and a hood can't fix.
Be a Mess if You Want
Cozyboys aren't exactly known as the cleanest creatures, which is perfect for natural-born slobs.
Discipline Your Nasty Cat
You've put up with the bites and scratches for too long. Use your favorite garment to teach your bitchy cat a lesson.
Block the Haters
When you sense the hate coming, flip up the hood and keep it moving.
