Trying For 95%, Settling On 45%

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Have you guys ever owned a reversible shirt that has a hood? Me neither. But now's our chance. We just have to head out to Japan and cop some Cash Ca. Or, you know, just use the power of the Internet and international commerce to pay someone in Japan to buy us a shirt and then pack it up and send it to us for a small fee. Then, we wait what seems like an interminable amount of time until it arrives on our doorstep. We wear it once or twice, realizing with regret that by the time we got the shirt delivered everyone is wearing scoop neck T-shirts or whatever the fuck is the new cool guy shirt before trying to sell it for 95% of its original price. We end up settling for 45% of what we paid for and use that money to buy overpriced coffee. And that's the circle of life, friends.

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