Ever been hitting the bong with your bros and the kush is so loud that you come up with a million dollar idea? Then, you butt chug some molly water and decide to convince everyone to Venmo you $20,000? Then, you hire a grip of developers to actualize your idea?
Well, that's exactly what happened to us last week during our weekly boys' night out get together. In that moment, when we were stoned out of our minds and rolling our rectums off, it all made complete sense. But, now that we've sobered, it makes COMPLETE FUCKING SENSE. LMAO, fam, why hasn't there been a video game created about Internet minutia and menswear and blogging? I seriously can't believe none of you dweebs out there didn't think of this first. I'm imagining all of your salty faces right now and it's giving me a Flex Boner™.
Anyhow, we just got the first test copy of Four Pins: The Video Game and wanted to preview it for you guys. The release date is set. Q4 2014 is officially on lock. We have a feeling this is going to be the next Tickle Me Elmo.
Justin Roberson already beat Four Pins: The Video Game to 100% completion. Follow him on Twitter here.