These Beams Plus "Mountain Pants" have the ill front cargo pockets that were officially a thing right when I first started blogging. I never understood why they fell out of favor. These particular iterations have a tapered leg aka you can still show off your sneakers aka they are reminiscent of my patented tight-baggy silhouette aka you should just buy these because those front cargo pockets are wild convenient. I'm all for pockets that will accommodate my increasingly obese wallet that is filled with random business cards, Costco memberships, random hotel keys and exactly seven one dollar bills. And, lest I forget to mention, the seat on these pants is reinforced so you can fart with impunity.
