I really like this Alexandre Plokhov T-shirt because it kinda looks like you're wearing a basketball jersey over a T-shirt. Specifically, it kinda looks like those practice jerseys you'd have to wear during scrimmages. Practice jerseys are my go-to these days. And by "these days," I mean just this very arbitrary second while writing this post. That's actually a bit of an exaggeration. I bought a pack of extra-tall practice jerseys, like, 4 months ago, but then left them at my girlfriend's house and then she moved and I just can't really be bothered to look for them again. She keeps saying she put them in a box in the closet, but I have a sneaking suspicion she accidentally forgot them at her old place because no girl wants her boyfriend wearing extra-tall practice jerseys over exorbitantly priced T-shirts. Or under them, for that matter. Yeah, we had that convo. My girl is constantly putting me in the no flex zone. One time she texted me, "ETA for dinner?" And I responded, "I'm too busy running shit to run home to you." Right there she put in my priority seating for the no flex zone. I stayed there for a while too.
