How many pockets is too many pockets? It's a hard question to answer, but I think if you enter a social interaction scenario and someone makes a comment asking you if you're prepared for the apocalypse, then you might have too many pockets on your person. My advice: Keep adding pockets until someone makes that comment. Then, you'll know you've crossed the line into paranoia and excessive storage. They'll know better the next time they need you to hold their keys for them. This Nanamica overshirt has an astonishing FOUR CHEST POCKETS. So, we've officially reached peak pocket, I guess. Run and tell somebody. Not only that, but they're all the same size. I'm not even sure if you could call the bottom ones "chest pockets." They're more like "stomach pockets." That doesn't have the same ring to it though. We've all seen shirts with more than two chest pockets before, but brands usually pussy out and drop a smaller pocket inside of a larger one or claim that the pen pocket counts. Those don't fucking count, guys. We mean full-size, functional pockets. Nanamica, you're truly a brand of the people who refuse to carry a bag.
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