Do you even know what "en pointe" means, dawgie? *Drops knowledge bomb*. This wallet is literally en pointe as fuck because it's covered with swords. Unfortunately, it's also Dolce & Gabbana, which offsets the en pointe score a bit. D&G are wack lol.  They also may be incarcerated, which, to me at least, is nothing short of hilarious. WHY DO PEOPLE THIS RICH TRY TO EVADE TAXES? I'll never understand that shit. Like, you have a big ass pile of money (and/or cocaine) and all the fake friends in the fucking world. There's very little you can't buy. But nah, you're going to try and dodge paying your dues so you don't have to skimp out on caviar at the company Christmas party buffet this year. SMART. So yeah, feel free to up your currency storage game, but not at the expense of paying your fucking taxes, you dweeb.

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