Guys, we need to reinvest in magazines printed in languages that we are actually capable of reading. Or not. I mean, I really like the intellectual and cultural flex of telling people that "I don't have to be able to read the words to enjoy the message." But really, I'm all about that zine life. And Sneeze Mag is perfect because it's got those poster pages. POSTER PAGES ARE THE FUCKING SHIT. Also, one time Noah Johnson called me into his office when he still slummed it with us at Complex and he had the new issue of Sneeze on his desk. He flipped through it in a moderately disinterested manner while asking me why I came into his office in the first place again. If you wanna be a big time fashion editor you have to learn how to perfect the art of casually flipping through magazines when people are wasting your time.