You guys, I'm currently on the mission to incorporate some luxe fucking Croakies into my life. If you don’t know about Croakies you obviously did not go to a school with a robust brotastic Caucasian population. Croakies are the device that only your grandma and dudes who wear the South Carolina 'Cocks hat despite going to Purdue use to make sure their sunglasses don't fall off their person. Start perfecting that epic curve on your snapback's brim and get you some Croakies and as much grain alcohol as you want and one illegal drug of your choice. For me, I'm gonna get these sick ass grandma style beaded Croakies from Ovadia & Sons. I actually need my glasses all the time, but I'm just gonna take them off and be cool with not seeing shit like the most G of all old people. Peep me sitting first row aka third row aka might as well be standing with my eyeglasses dangling around my neck like an erudite dookie chain.
