From far away this Post O'Alls jacket will look like just another work jacket. And that fact will elicit groans from no one because no one gives a shit what you wear. But this indigo swirl pattern, seen up close, is rad as hell. If someone asks you what the weirdly-shaped chest pocket is for, Shawn Kemp them with the "#ACTUALLY IT'S FOR A POCKET WATCH." You don't #actually have to yell at them unless you absolutely have to, ya know? I wouldn't suggest buying a pocket watch though. That may be the ultimate wormhole directly to Nerdstation, Deep Space Douchebag. You know, unless your grandpa or whoever gave it to you. But still.