You gots to get a shirt like this right quick. Why? Because you're going to be invited to a pool party or some stupid block party in which none of the actual residents of the block are invited except for the "creative collective" that has an "office" on the third floor of one of the buildings. Anyways, the standard summer soiree alphet is a riff on a Hawaiian shirt and whatever your dad used to wear while he watched you suck ass at T-ball. Short-sleeved patterned shirts like this can be a little tricky to pull off, but don't worry, some asshole at the rooftop party will most definitely show up in a visor and salmon colored shorts, so you're good.
