Age: 13
Son of: Streetwear Gawds, most likely

Mike's allowance must be substantial. But it takes much more than just dropping stacks to basically become the Lord of Tumblr, the supremely accomplished hypebeast extraordinaire who has more Hood by Air than Rocky and is well-versed enough to comment on which season he liked best. Any given Outfit of the Day Instagram post—which he's kind enough to detail piece-by-piece because he knows and we know you're taking notes—probably features at minimum a $5,000 alphet, presented like light work. Don't be mad because he's styling on you.

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