How you're using it: Letting the name get the best of you.

Why keep such an innovative little tool around only to remove staples? How often do you staple things anyway? In the digital age, we need a new use for these bad boys. Here are two: use the teeth of the device to pry open key rings for easier access. The second? Go ahead and sterilize it. No use it to pop your blisters. What? Not happy with that? Let's hear your ideas for this thing.