Remember six months ago when you were like: "I am so gonna hit the gym hardcore and get a six-pack by June." Well, you instead spent that six months wrapped up in an endless k-hole of Mad MenGame of Thrones, and Girls (it's okay, we secretly watch that too). Besides, how could you stick to a strict diet of baby carrots, kale, and braised quinoa when you absolutely had to try the best hamburgers in town and food trends like gonzo ramen?

Trust us. We feel your pain. The only six-pack we ever had was something we drank, and the only weight we've been pushing lately involved getting our fat asses to lunch. If you feel like your body isn't quite beach ready yet, we've got you covered. Here's our guide on How to Dress For the Beach If You're Fat.

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