I wish I could be a seafarer. Just think of all the amazing adventures you could have on the open sea—naked native chicks in Tahiti, sea monsters, mermaids, all that jazz. The only problem would be, you know, the whole months at sea with a bunch of dudes part. That would suck. At least you get cool gear, right? 100% dry waxed cotton will keep you bone dry and comfortable as you sail across the open seas. Or across the turbulent waters of the Internet.