Price: $235,000

There's one master reason above all why stylish dudes want to flex in exorbitant gear, and Datta Phuge of Pune, India, knows how the game works. On the subject of his shirt/Trinidad Jame$' wet dream, the millionaire money lender explained that, "I know I am not the best looking man in the world, but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?"

The solid gold shirt took 15 goldsmiths two weeks of working around the clock to finish, and there was enough gold leftover from the seven pound piece to make matching cuffs and rings. They say you can't put a price on love, but Phuge believes that over a quarter of a million bucks must do the trick.