Written by James Tirado (@thatpittimuvv)

Fashion week is here, people. That means models, parties, cocaine, and a lot of posers trying to get into these parties. If you’re reading this, you’re most likely the latter; actually, you’re definitely the latter. No need to fret, we were all there at one point, and if we’re being honest, I’m still there now. We can’t all be important people in life, but, fuck, why can’t we at least party like we are? Here are the best ways to sneak into a fashion party. Break the notepads out kids, follow these tips and you’re bound to have a great week.

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