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Restaurant signage is a funny concept. Boards and stands outside of businesses are meant to attract customers, but sometimes they do just the opposite. How, you ask? They make you think you're about to step into a sloppy place that will give you food poisoning. That may be extreme, but unless you're into taking questionable risks, make sure you don't find yourself entering a spot with one of The 25 Funniest Signs Outside of Restaurants.
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Antagonistic Flower
Antagonistic Flower
The irony is that this was probably written by a dirty hipster.
Zombie Grease
Zombie Grease
The Hurricane Sandy and Grease connection makes sense...but why does she look like a dead hooker? And what kind of establishment is this?
Disco Marvin the Martian
Disco Marvin the Martian
Pink leotard and Boogie Nights poses? Marvin fell off.
No Coffee In Hell
No Coffee in Hell
There is no sex in hell either, as far as we know, but we bet that's not on the menu here.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Looks more like Randy Savage...and what does this have to do with food?
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Tears of Our Enemies
Tears of Our Enemies
At least it's the least disgusting bodily fluid one can consume, right?
Literally
Literally
When your boss sees this, you better hope he fires you figuratively.
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Nothing is Special
Nothing is Special
Had a bad day?
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During the Fall of Berlin...
During the Fall of Berlin...
Drinking preservation fluid for a buzz? No thanks.
Bin Laden Burger
Bin Laden Burger
Not too soon, but not very appetizing.
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