Yo, corduroy pants are the fucking jam. And who doesn’t love that sound they make? Fuck yeah pants that have their own noises! This particular pair by Le Laboureur are called Pantalon droit velours. Get ready for when people are like, “Where’d you get those super sweet corduroy pants?” You can then hit 'em with the ill pretension, “What? Oh, you mean my super sweet pantalon droit velours?” That’s basically what I did after I went to Florence this one time. I mean Firenze, excuse me. Being an asshole is fun, trust me. But, then again, I'm the dude that corrects my friends on their pronunciation of chimichanga.