The Birkenstock Montana, like so many things we love, is difficult to get outside of Japan, but that's why whoever invented eBay invented eBay. While the orthopedic shoe might not be the prettiest, it sure is comfortable. And the unabashed ugliness of the design is kinda what makes the Montana so endearing in our eyes. You’re so next level you appreciate stuff like "ugly beautiful", right? Figured. If you were ever trying to adopt the signature look of that camp counselor you had as a kid who had a reputation for feeling up all the hotties behind the snack bar, what better time to start than now?