Fleece Half-Zip

A white boy staple, the fleece half-zip goes with anything. Especially cargo shorts and Tevas, a fashion combination so powerful that every Becky within 2 miles will want you as if you'd bathed in three cans of Axe body spray. Yeah, it's that serious. If you were to top it off with an accessory like a frayed baseball cap with a curved brim, Caucasia would implode upon itself.

Columbia Fast Trek II Half-Zip Fleece
Buy It Now at Columbia, $40