Some choice quotes:

"Where do I get most of my inspiration? Applebee's."

"You don't have to reach into your pocket to get your cellphone out. And that's sexy."

"Listen, if we could pleat shirts, we would, but right now we're just trying to maximize their presence on khakis."

"You cannot, I wanna really emphasize this, you cannot buy a braided belt that is too long."

"If you have sensative feet, we've got just the thing, the Averagé foot cage."

No explanation needed. Watch this and have a laugh at the expense of every single guy everywhere.