Cane

Black Novelty Cane
Buy It Now at HalloweenCostumes.com, $19

Silver Men's Straight Formal Cane
Buy It Now at Amazon, $35

Prom means you get a pass to be ridiculous, and that includes rocking pimp shit. Whether you wanna channel Fred Astaire or Fonzworth Bentley, you know that a cane has really bawse connotations. Ostentatious enough by itself, go for a simple black one, or have one with silver embellishments at the top. Don't be stupid and try to cop one that's also a sword... because we mean... it's a school event, and you probably don't know how to fence, anyway.