The deluxe footwear designer Simone Cecchetto, who goes under the name A DICIANNOVEVENTITRE (which we're pretty sure means "crappy expensive shoes" in Italian) has reached a new level of stupid with these duct taped horsehide lace-ups that actually cost $1965.90. Paying a lot to look like a hobo is nothing new, but dropping a couple racks for bum shoes is an abomination to menswear and humankind alike. []

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