War Machine is like that friend who borrows your clothes and makes them look better than you ever did. It's annoying but luckily for Iron Man, he's got something War Machine doesn't: an indefatigable bank account. Why he doesn't just make his own suit sexier than War Machine's monochrome we don't know. Because, maaaaaan, the protruding missile launchers and machine guns, super-fitted-body-plates situation is Bad. Ass.