We have no idea how this jet van works, or if the jet engine is even functional. What we do know is that it looks bad ass and someone needs to buy it. It's been up on Craigslist in Hartford, Conn. for a month, which is too damn long.
The post is mostly filled with bits of prose that make little to no sense, but that doesn't dissuade us. Obviously whoever is weird enough to strap a jet engine on the top of a Ford E350 is also weird enough to write "TOM JONES SANG 'SHES A WEINER'..HONEST" and "GONNA WIN THIS RACE SANG ELVIS AS HE STUFFED HIS FACE EATING DONUTS AS HE FELL OF THE TOILET."
If you want to make an offer—why wouldn't you—check out the listing here.
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[via Jalopnik]
