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Oh, what's that? You don't think you need to be worried about baby strollers yet? Don't be so confident. You could be sitting on your couch, eating cereal and watching cartoons like the manchild that you are—we're not saying that's a bad thing—when boom(!), your girl's knocked up and you'll soon be responsible for a tiny human life. If you're the type to read Complex, you probably already know about all that is cool and stylish. So, why let your baby's gear be any different (we know you're going to buy those baby some J's)? When that stork comes around make sure you come correct with one of 10 Ridiculously Pimped Out Baby Strollers. A stroller that doesn't cost as much as your rent is obviously child abuse.
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10. bloom Zen Stroller Complete Set in CMYK
Price: $1,250
You'll be at ease when you know that your tyke is rolling around with an insect shield, cup holder, and solar powered light. Zen, indeed.
9. Fendi Inglesina Logo Stroller
Price: $1,151
All of these strollers obviously mean more to the parent than the kid, but this one doesn't even try to hide the fact. The handles are made of leather, while the seat isn't as plush. This is borderline child abuse.
8. Classica Stroller
Price: $898
According to its description, the Classica is "the stroller of sophistication, the embodiment of elegance and a real must-have for any new mother." Lol at the copy writer who decided mothers must have chrome plating and rear-suspension brakes-or any brakes, for that matter.
7. Marc Jacobs for Bugaboo
Price: $1,500
Reportedly, there were only 15 of these ever made. The street goth mother and child would loving rolling around in a black, Marc Jacobs branded stroller.
6. Stokke Xplory Stroller
Price: $949.99
No wonder this is sold out. Gap's super expensive stroller has won awards for its innovation. The engineers who boosted your baby nearly to eye level, protected it with rain and mosquito covers, and added a foot rest for good measure needed to be rewarded for the pioneerism.
5. Maclaren 2011 Juicy Couture Stroller
Price: $1,499.95
Because having "Juicy" on your ass isn't appropriate for moms... or babies. There has to be a next phase for the former, and a beginning for the latter.
4. Balmoral Pram
Price: $4,400
If you think this looks like it belongs to British Royalty, then you're completely right. In fact, people were actually pissed off when they found out that Kate Middleton won't be pushing around her tot in a stroller from Silver Cross.
3. Abeo Baby Pram Concept
Price: N/A
Reading about the inspiration behind this is just too much. Apparently a Hungarian student designer drew inspiration for this "functional piece of art" from Mercedes-Benz and a mollusks.
2. Silver Cross Surf Aston Martin Edition
Price: $3,000
Those rich enough to afford an Aston Martin can't just push their baby in some Costco shit. They need a stroller so sleek that the wheels are based off the Aston Martin One-77 and the leather is the very same as in 007's favorite whip.
1. The Roddler- Kustom Series
Price: $4,495
Your baby's first words will be "Swag me the fuck out." Kid Kustoms allows you to customize the color, seats, and graphics of their strollers. And it'll only cost you four stacks and ten weeks of an agonizing wait.
