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Gallery: The Most Inappropriate Jersey Customizations

A lot of sexual innuendo.

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Custom Jerseys are the reason we can't have nice things; you take your nephew to his first ballgame and on the way home have to think fast when he asks if "Titphucker" was a good player. With this gallery we call-out those who make for awkward conversations as well as the nuts who take fandom a bit too far. We'd also like to extend a special thank you to everyone with a camera phone who did a double take in the crowd, snapped a pic and uploaded it onto the Internet. Without your dedication we wouldn't be able to bring you The Most Inappropriate Jersey Customizations.

Just the last name would've been enough.

Odd tribute.

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Got anything classier?

"Hey buddy can we get a pic of your jersey?"

"Sure, it's pretty funny huh?"

"No, we just wanted to show everyone at work tomorrow the d-bag we ran into."

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Who didn't see this coming?

You knew someone would do this.

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Ron Mexico.

Should this dude really be making fun of someone else? That kid's gonna have a mouth on him (no pun intended).

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Rookie of the Year.

Maybe he can get some pitching lessons from the real thing, he looks like he knows what he's doing. Or, maybe not.

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Get it?

Yeah, we get it.

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No wonder the Caps got eliminated in the first round.

The most popular woman at Caps games.

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The pride of Missouri.

We like humor that makes us think.

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No thanks.

The modern day knock, knock joke.

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What the...?

Aren't you a little fucking old for that?

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Leave Bill Buckner alone.

Let it go people.

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Fireman Ed's replacement?

Must've lost a bet.

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Revenge is sweet.

Gets back at Goodell by spending over $100 on a custom NFL jersey.

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Tell us how you really feel.

That's only appropriate if it's Danny Woodhead's dad.

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Make a decision.

He probably hears phones clicking behind him a lot.

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Do you need a custom for that?

Okay, some people aren't even trying anymore. This doesn't even give the impression of a last name, it's got a heart symbol and a lower case 'S.' There's no reason to make it a jersey. It just says I love BJs with a number nine under it. Feel free to use a sharpie on a plain white tee next time.

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At least he didn't choose No. 69.

The school or the dog?

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"How 'Bout If I Spell It Pekka?"

The cost of letting people customize their jerseys.

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This is the definition of class.

When they split who gets the Bradshaw plates?

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There is no more hope.

Picture springing for four tickets and taking the family out on Sunday only to be seated a row behind this dude.

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Jay Cutler has a lot of haters.

It's fun to get inside the head of a genius.

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Is that copyrighted?

She'll be a problem when she finds out what you called her.

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Someone's full of themselves.

Is that a nickname or a personal trait?

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Parents are mean.

It's alright to say no to your kids, you know?

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This guy knows how to Photobomb.

Cut to commercial.

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This should be Jay Cutler's official jersey.

Well played, sir.

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Still living in mom's basement, eh?

Only when the NHL saw the full jersey did they realize their mistake.

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Wow, he really underperformed.

The Son of God can neither start over Mark Sanchez or complete half his passes? Whenever we bump our knees on a heavy piece of furniture we scream "Tim Tebow!"

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Really?

Don't drag another person down with you.

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Original perverts.

Best way to avoid $12 nachos and $10 pizza slices? See an old people sex joke when you're walking into the stadium.

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Wait, what does that say?

This is the type of thing that's tough to explain to a kid.

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