At the bottom of this page is the entire transcript regarding Tom Brady's Deflategate-related appeal of his four-game suspension. I would suggest not reading all of it. (But if you're insane, go for it). Instead I would recommend just perusing through excerpts that people paid to read it have highlighted on Twitter. That way you can come away with the basic gist, without wasting anymore of your life on this stupid fucking subject.
If you're too tired/busy/lazy to even read the tweets (which I'd understand), then know that Tom Brady denied any wrongdoing. The NFL didn't buy it, and wondered why he destroyed his cellphone. And, also, Brett Favre's dick made a cameo.
First, here's Brady's answers (under oath) regarding the months old allegations:
Here's what Ted Wells, who investigated the claims on behalf of the NFL, had to say about Brady not turning over his phone:
[via Twitter, Scribd]
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