Texans defensive end/weapon of mass destruction Jadeveon Clowney is really good. He's the human Waka Flocka Flame ad-lib. If that description doesn't make much sense to you, you're probably still less confused than the Falcons at how the hell Clowney stopped them this badly on two straight plays.
Take a look at how he straight up bamboozles running back Antone Smith above. After you do that, take a look at how Matt Ryan gets Clowneyed below.
You should have two goals in life: Get money and not getting got by Clowney like this.
[via GIFD Sports]