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Kris Humphries arrived on the scene like a comet, but is slowly fizzing out like a flat Coke. We all knew his marriage to Kim Kardashian was a fraud, except Kris, poor guy. To everyone's surprise, Kris is having a decent year so far, averaging a double-double (13 and 10), finally putting an end to the Kardashian Golden Vagina Theory. But we're not here to applaud his achievements. No, sir. We're here to poke fun at his failures. Everything from making Kim cry to getting booed at Madison Square Garden made the cut (fortunately there wasn't video of the armpit fiasco). So, to "celebrate" his 27th birthday, we present Kris Humphries' Biggest Fails.
10. Josh Smith Isn't Afraid of The Hump
Date: 11/23/2010
Kim had him thinking he could throw everybody's shit like he was Bill Russell. He had ample time to foul Josh Smith, it's not like the god was dribbling and shit. Josh walked right by him and dunked it right in his grill.
9. Blake Gives Him a Facial
Date: 1/16/2012
Along with getting booed by the Clipper faithful, Blake blams on him, but wait there's more.
8. Blake Says, "No Dunk For You!"
Date: 1/16/2012
Then, Blake stuffs 'em in the same game. No foul on that blue, no foul.
7. Booed At MSG
Date: 12/21/2011
New York fans ain't shit sometimes. All he did was bang Kim Kardashian for make believe, no need to boo the guy. To top it off, the gals over at 'The View' defended him. SMH, who would've thought a reality show would ruin a life?
6. The Incredible Hump
Date: April 2011
This promo vid was done by the Nets (unforgivable) to help sway the Most Improved Player award the Hump's way. It didn't work. Kevin Love won it and deservedly so. It is an absolute travesty this vid isn't on Youtube. CLICK THE LINK!
5. Name Change
Date: 10/11/2011
Fam, why would you expect her to change her name? The Kardashian name rings bells in these streets; that name helped get O.J. off. A cat has a career year and doesn't know how to act. That box gave you power. He looked so sad, dito. Just enjoy that big ass bottle of Ace and shut up.
4. Most Awkward Interview in History
Date: 12/9/2011
Amidst the aftermath of the divorce, Kris appeared on Good Morning America accompanied by his mother to "clear the air." Instead we got an amazingly uncomfortable interview. Just look at his face. No explanation needed. Josh Elliot sucks too.
3. Makes Kim Cry
Date: 8/21/2011
Kris and Kim were on vacay in Bora Bora when homie decided to throw the love of his life like a crash test dummy into the ocean. She hit her head so hard her $75,000 diamond earring fell out. Then, he jumped in to try to find it on the ocean floor while Kim stormed off crying. This was the beginning of the end.
2. Kim Kardashian
Date: October 2010
We should've known Kim was up to something when she went from Reggie Bush to a guy named Kris Humphries. Most sportswriters and fans didn't know who the hell he was until they started dating. Then the reality show came, then the 72-day wedding and finally the divorce. Small price to pay in order to tap the most famous ass today, we guess.
1. Homophobe, Much?
Date: 1/1/2012
Kris was hell bent to out Kim's best friend, Jonathan Cheban. Throughout the episode, Kris keeps asking him if he's gay and goes as far as to ask Jonathan's date if she thought he played for the other team the first time she met him. SMH. Jonathan is supposedly pondering a defamation lawsuit against Kris. Did he really have to confirm on camera? What a douche!
