Just like a horse can learn to walk within 10 minutes of birth (I read that somewhere, but I'm not double checking it) so too can Cam Newton's newborn son dab. At least that's what's insinuated by his choice of pregame shirt. If his performance today is anywhere near as tight as his attire, then Seattle's sure to be in for a long afternoon. If not, well, gives him more time in his offseason to pass down the family touchdown dance.
Seems like a win-win to us.
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