Last week a little tyke scored on DeMarcus Cousins, giving too much hope to kids everywhere. This week Kevin Durant restored the natural pecking order by whooping a random challenger at a Dave & Buster's birthday party. We're not sure if the above video is of the birthday boy or not, but if it is KD delivered unto him the greatest gift any kid could ever ask for: A pop-a-shot ass beating from an NBA All-Star.

If only we could all be so lucky.

[via @kustoo]

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