1.
A man who was participating in the May Day protests in Seattle, or just reaching the peak of his very first molly trip, climbed up onto a basketball hoop at Cal Anderson park, hammer in hand, and promptly got stuck.
The dude ended up hanging upside down with one foot stuck in the net before police and firefighters came and cut him down. He was also shirtless, because you can't go getting caught in a hoop with a shirt on like a common peasant.
Seattle police hadn't decided whether or not to charge the man for generally being an idiot, but this fire tweet from the police department makes it seem like it's not going to happen.
Shirtless man removed from Cal Anderson basketball hoop. He may be arrested for property destruction, or at least goal-tending. #MayDaySea
— Seattle Police Dept. (@SeattlePD) May 2, 2015Things are getting wild in Seattle, man.
Send all complaints, compliments, and tips to sportstips@complex.com
[Via KTLA]
