Yesterday, while many people were partying simply for the sake of partying, Houston Dynamo midfielder Servando Carrasco was given a valid reason to celebrate as he wedded women's soccer star and frequent Twitter thirst-target Alex Morgan in a New Years Eve ceremony. The two had been dating for sometime now, after meeting as undergrads at the University of California.

Odds are you don't care much about the specifics of their relationship, but here's a couple of pictures of yet another potential wife you'll have to cross off your list:

Oh well.

[via Bleacher Report/Instagram]

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