It's not easily transferrable, useful, or even practical in any way, but that didn't stop golfer Michael Furrh from entering the Guinness Book of World Records by smacking a golf ball with a club as long as Godzilla's dick (20 feet, six inches). As you can see from the slow motion video, you have to have some legitimate coordination and hand-eye skills to simply hit the ball. If you are fortunate enough to make contact the actual payoff on the course is small, Furrh's drive reportedly traveled a mere 63 yards in the air.

[via YouTube]