The Lakers are 0-5 right now and are one of just two winless teams remaining in the NBA. We see you, Philadelphia. But Kobe’s purple and gold recently got a bit of an added incentive-if you’re into this sort of thing to start winning games.
Adult film star Sadie Santana tweeted yesterday that she’d perform oral sex on the entire Lakers team if they manage to record 47 wins this season. Now, that maybe a tall order for this Lakers team, but they have 77 games to try and figure it out.
Just a warning: The link in Sadie's tweet is extremely NSFW.