If you have an obnoxious friend who rattles off movie quotes like clockwork then you know Maryland does "crab cakes and football." But now, they also apparently do gargantuan pretzels the size of your fuckin' cat. That's because the University of Maryland has introduced a one-and-a-half pound pretzel smothered in cheese and crab dip and named the "Chessie" after Maryland's version of the Loch Ness Monster.
This titan will run you $17.50 (which is surprisingly affordable compared to most stadium food) and (we assume) comes with some sort of waiver for you to sign absolving the college of liability. You can also split the costs since it feeds "two to four people" or (as it's known in Maryland) one to two Ralph Friedgens.