Sorry, guys. But the U.S. Olympic hockey team will not be winning a gold medal at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. The Americans lost to the Canadian team 1-0 earlier this afternoon and will have to face off against Finland now in order to try and secure a bronze medal.
Not to worry, though. Even though the U.S. lost, Americans are getting revenge on their neighbors from the north right now by talking plenty of trash to them on Twitter. Are they being sore losers? Eh, yeah, kinda. But the U.S. has lost two big hockey games to Canadian teams over the course of the last 24 hours. So we can't even blame folks for being upset.
Here's what some of the trash talking that's taking place looks like:
Hey Canada wanna play us in a real sport like baseball or football?— D (@Hey_its_Don) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada How many Gold Medals you have in Basketball, Mens and womens?— BillsMetalHeadMafia (@ShawnB_Lo) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, talk to me when you win a World War #America— King Thomas II (@Tcondon92) February 21, 2014
HEY CANADA. THIS IS CALLED A BEACH. ITS WARM AND FUN AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DONT HAVE ONE pic.twitter.com/Ve1hEEtp1N— DerekTV (@shewboy) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, You're still irrelevant.— Life Of A Philly Fan (@PhillyFanLife) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, call me when you win a Super Bowl.— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) February 21, 2014
Hey canada, at least our bacon is actually bacon— Dave Lutz (@LutzTheBigDeal) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada. We still won. pic.twitter.com/kuRoYPGEv8— Matt Quagliana (@MattQuagliana) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, why don't you play us in something we care about and see how that goes— Dick Norris (@cnoel85) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, bet you wont beat us at war.— Gino Martine (@ginomartine) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada congrats at the Olympics, can't wait to see you in Brazil at the World Cuhh. ..oh wait.— Kevin Jansma (@iarekevbot) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, remember when we won the gold in ice dancing #CheckMate— catlino (@TheCatLino) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada why don't you go drink some maple syrup or do some other weird thing you guys do #EH?— Matt Dodson (@mattyd794) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada when was the last y'all were back to back world war champs!? Yea that's what's I thought— Nick Newton® (@nicknewton13) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, your money is still weird colors. I think I got them guys. So sad :(— Sean Gagnier (@SeanGagnier) February 21, 2014
Hey Canada, see you on the basketball court at the Summer Games!— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) February 21, 2014
Hey yo Canada. Look at your medal count, then ours. Be jealous.— 2nd Base Stud (@collegeboundboy) February 21, 2014
Hey canada talk to me when you're country gets an emoji— Alex Fronczak (@alex_fronczak22) February 21, 2014
HEY CANADA, WE'RE STILL BETTER AT EVERYTHING ELSE— Bryan Nestor (@BigBnest) February 21, 2014
Not bad, right? What can we say except…U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! We're not gonna win a gold in hockey this year. But we are gonna get the gold in trash-talking.