Year(s): 2000-2004

Mike Tyson wasn't ever a beacon of professionalism but a new memoir will now tell the story about how he went full-Onterrio Smith and circumvented drug tests by using a fake dick filled with someone else's urine (Seriously, how much more can he have left to reveal at this point?). Remember that press conference where he threatened to rape a guy in the crowd? Well, it all makes sense now.