Taquitos, tornados, hillbilly spring rolls: whatever you call them, one thing is for sure, these treats bear about as much resemblance to a taco as Taco Bells bears to an authentic Mexican restaurant. These aren't really mini-tacos, as the name would imply. Gas station taquitos are more like a breaded tube to be filled with experimental meat paste. Yet, somehow, they are delicious.

Just ask how long they've been sitting in the case before you buy, or that tornado might wreck havoc on your digestive system.