During the 2013 NBA All-Star Game, the league revealed a Valentine's Day-themed album with the best players in The Association singing today's popular love songs. With such stars as Carmelo Anthony belting out "Someone Like You" or Blake Griffin hamming it up for "Call Me Maybe," you know it's going to be bad, but somehow, your hand just keeps gravitating towards the play button.

Sidebar: There's no Chris Bosh. Surprising, since Bosh kinda lives for this stuff.   

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